This past week I was able to enjoy a time honored American tradition for the first time, one which changed my perspective on Autumn forever. In fact, I was so awestruck by its enormous power I’m considering having it installed alongside my house as a patriotic duty. I fired a corncob gun. Now I’m sure…
Following the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 21-3 to the Carolina Panthers, fans and commentators are calling, at the least, for Offensive Coordinator Byron Leftwich’s firing. While I do not consider myself an expert on the machinations of a professional football team, I did sleep at an Extended Stay Suites in Anaheim, California at little over a…
Following the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 21-3 to the Carolina Panthers, fans and commentators are calling, at the least, for Offensive Coordinator Byron Leftwich’s firing. While I do not consider myself an expert on the machinations of a professional football team, I did sleep at an Extended Stay Suites in Anaheim, California at little over a…
You know it’s going to be an interesting Saturday when a cat the size of Hagrid (RIP Robbie Coltrane) decides he’s going to jump from the top of your headboard square onto a full bladder (way to go. Max!). Fortunately I was able to avoid bowling over my beautiful wife (sorry for being an ass…
Halloween is closing in and that means it’s time for Halloween movie and TV special watching. For those who are not into hardcore horror or gore, I’ve decided to compile my must-watch Halloween specials and movies, five each. Movie: Ghostbusters (original) You don’t lead off a Halloween Must-Watch Movie list of this kind without mentioning…
Only way whiter and more nasal! Recently I made the difficult decision to end my podcast. The reason it was difficult was that I had to let my ego and my better judgment have a very long chat. My ego made every argument in the book to keep the podcast going, but over time I…
This week’s epic NFL showdown between the Atlanta Falcons and Tampa Bay Buccaneers ended in a 21-15 win for the Bucs, but it also ended in controversy when Bucs QB and soon-to-be-allegedly-divorcee Tom Brady was the beneficiary of a 15 yard roughing the passer call against Falcons defensive player Grady Jarrett. Of course, Falcons fans…
Now that Hurricane Ian has passed through Florida and the rebuilding/claiming/scamming phase of the program has begun, we attempt to begin a return to “normal.” Of course, that word is difficult to define when one is referring to a state which proves every day why aliens simply say “roll em up” when they get within…
The goal here is to clear up the misinformation with some “regular person” perspective. No jargon, no hype, no insanity – just common sense stuff and related links and anything else which may be relevant. If you know of something I should post, leave as a comment! 11:10 AM Friday The Aftermath – Final Update…
Somedays it makes sense to just enjoy the world around you and notice how things are. Today, I have decided to compile a “moment by moment” account of the activities of my cats. In particular, I will be focusing on Max, Annabella, Finn and one of our newest arrivals, Ella. First however, a profile report…
Tropical Storm, likely soon to be Hurricane, Ian is churning out in the Caribbean with a current National Hurricane Center track which takes it over Florida within the coming days. Whether it makes landfall in the Big Bend-Panhandle area, or buzzsaws right into Tampa Bay, this storm is likely to be one of the strongest…
This weeks podcast features a little story of the 30th anniversary of my first article in my campus newspaper, among other things. Listen at your own risk, preferably with a triple dose of No Doz. And yes my podcast is now available on the IHeart app! https://www.iheart.com/podcast/53-get-in-johns-head-28550401/episode/johns-head-yacks-again-88381593?cmp=ios_share&sc=ios_social_share&pr=false
With American politics reaching a hyper-partisan level, I’ve decided it was time for a chat debate between liberal and conservative activist donors. They have asked that I mask their names to protect their identities as they are purported “mega donors,” and so I have, identifying them simply as “Lib” and “Con”. The chat transcript is…
We all know about the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause, but the Magical Mystical Creatures Guild now recognizes the existence of the Pumpkin Spice Fairy. Very little is know about this creature, except to say this traditionally hangs out with conservative, affluent women of Caucasian descent. This fairy has never actually been…
My latest podcast, now available on the IHeart app! Yep, you too can listen to my HORRIFIC butchering of the Dukes of Hazzard theme parody, talking about Central Florida highways, my cats, and my plans for my books. If you can survive that, you do deserve to be on that rocket!
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